The Discordian Calendar
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arithmetic in your browser rather than on a server. The calendar is plain
enough to follow without it. The year is the Gregorian year plus 1166. It has
five seasons of 73 days: Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy and The
Aftermath, beginning on January 1, March 15, May 27, August 8 and October 20.
The week is five days long, and 73 × 5 = 365, so it divides the year exactly.
In a leap year, February 29 is St. Tib's Day, which sits outside the week
altogether.
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